30 7 / 2014

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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29 7 / 2014

mooneyedandglowing:

epic-lee:

this guy knows whats up

Love him.

29 7 / 2014

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29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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28 7 / 2014

  • 1: A major concern in A Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Thrones is power. Almost everybody – except maybe Daenerys, across the waters with her dragons – wields power badly.
  • 2: Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it's not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn't ask the question: What was Aragorn's tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren't gone – they're in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? In real life, real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with. Just being a good guy was not the answer. You had to make hard, hard decisions. Sometimes what seemed to be a good decision turned around and bit you in the ass; it was the law of unintended consequences. I've tried to get at some of these in my books. My people who are trying to rule don't have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn't make you a wise king.

28 7 / 2014

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

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28 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

kanyewesticle:

he saw the opportunity and he took it

kanyewesticle:

he saw the opportunity and he took it

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27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

27 7 / 2014

galaxie-flower:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

YEAH WHATS WITH THAT

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27 7 / 2014

sandandglass:

True love.

(via blahmaster)

26 7 / 2014

thedalekwiththebread:

instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get

(via shesreadingagain)

26 7 / 2014

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via asunstruckmind)